Come to think of it, the new Dyson bladeless fan looks an awful much like a wizard staff...
That would be one of the greatest, and best scams, ever.
Saturday, May 14, 2011
Friday, May 13, 2011
Ignorance is Bliss
See, I've always been an iPhone person. I've never really understood the point of bbm (Blackberry Messenger for those who are uncannily not tech savvy).
It seems pretty nice - it has its own network, so even if your own network crashes, you still have bbm because it's on its own network. But that seems to crash all the time, or else I wouldn't always been reading on my Facebook newsfeed "Add my pinnnnnnnnn 23JEFNO3".
Also, you can bbm people around the world for free. But seriously, who do you know around the world or overseas with a Blackberry? Seriously now, bbm isn't worth it for that one estranged aunt in Czechoslovakia.
Finally, ignorance is bliss. Bbm (unfortunately) tells you if the recipient of your message had read it or not.
That sucks.
What if it's this person that you need to text you back (say a girl/boy you like) and it says "R" but you never get a response?
Now, iPhone:
Haha.
It seems pretty nice - it has its own network, so even if your own network crashes, you still have bbm because it's on its own network. But that seems to crash all the time, or else I wouldn't always been reading on my Facebook newsfeed "Add my pinnnnnnnnn 23JEFNO3".
Also, you can bbm people around the world for free. But seriously, who do you know around the world or overseas with a Blackberry? Seriously now, bbm isn't worth it for that one estranged aunt in Czechoslovakia.
Finally, ignorance is bliss. Bbm (unfortunately) tells you if the recipient of your message had read it or not.
That sucks.
What if it's this person that you need to text you back (say a girl/boy you like) and it says "R" but you never get a response?
Now, iPhone:
Tuesday, May 10, 2011
Job Hunting
I hate job hunting. It's like a job itself.
And I don't have the experience or level of education to get a worthwhile job yet. It's pretty bad when I scroll through lists of awesome sounding jobs and I'm just missing the qualifications.
Such as:
Bachelors - Completed (Goddammit)
Masters - Completed (That's just retarded)
Ph. D - Completed (I'm not even going to get that)
Then, my friend and I happened to stumbleupon (haha see what I did, procrastinators?) this one job with a certain bonus that almost seemed like a joke.
With pizza? What?
Per hour?
What?
Awesome.
Now, there's the question of whether I got the job or not...
I obviously have my priorities straight.
And I don't have the experience or level of education to get a worthwhile job yet. It's pretty bad when I scroll through lists of awesome sounding jobs and I'm just missing the qualifications.
Such as:
Bachelors - Completed (Goddammit)
Masters - Completed (That's just retarded)
Ph. D - Completed (I'm not even going to get that)
With pizza? What?
Per hour?
What?
Awesome.
Now, there's the question of whether I got the job or not...
I obviously have my priorities straight.
Thursday, May 5, 2011
The Captain's Chair
is a workout assister at the gym. I haven't really understood why it was called the Captain's Chair until a week ago.
Didn't really understand, of course, until I actually used it.
Only then did I really realize why it was called that. I felt like I was a captain of something epic, like the USS Enterprise. I had a little 5 minute stint where I was Captain Kirk (in my head). I was really in the "Captain's Chair." I think I destroyed several Klingon ships.
Oh, Spock was there too.
Didn't really understand, of course, until I actually used it.
Only then did I really realize why it was called that. I felt like I was a captain of something epic, like the USS Enterprise. I had a little 5 minute stint where I was Captain Kirk (in my head). I was really in the "Captain's Chair." I think I destroyed several Klingon ships.
Oh, Spock was there too.
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